Business Cards for those that hate business cards

I (with Robust McManlypants and Mr PinkEyes) am bringing back the calling card. And I’m putting out the call to you, awesome people that you are, to help me come up with some phrases.

So far we have:

• Elder Gods Summoned
• Geometries De-Euclideaned
• Tomes Assessed
• Bricks Thrown
• Cats De-iced
• Ire Enflamed